Did you ever play that ball game as a kid that resembles soccer, but has the players on the ground in the position of crabs? Their hands and feet are on the ground, but, they face upwards instead of towards the ground….looking like crabs scuttling along the ground chasing after a ball. When I was a grade schooler, the gym teachers used this game as one of their primary activities. I guess they thought it would help us with our coordination. I can’t say that it did much for mine. But, today I was reminded of my days in the grade school gymnasium…..scuttling along the ground…. playing the crab game……..
Here’s why…
I have been in Quebec since Thursday…..wandering the streets….having adventures…..dodging the cold…..etc…..etc……etc…….
Yesterday, I decided I needed to round out my Quebec experience a bit and take a small jaunt outside of the city proper. I wanted to see Montmorency Falls, touted to be the highest waterfall in Quebec and higher than Niagra Falls. What would a trip to Quebec be without viewing this local wonder?!
So, I went to the trusty tourist information station here in Quebec and learned that this attraction was not too far ….about 20 minutes…… and was easily accessible by public bus #800. I could buy a round trip ticket at the tobacco shop around the corner for about $5.00 and have myself a real adventure! The young man at the information station said that this is a very “efficient” way to get to the falls. It’s literally “fool proof”. There is one clearly marked bus. You take it to the end of the line, get off, walk around the corner, walk to the falls and that’s about it.
Easy enough! I excel at utilizing public transportation. It’s one of my best travel traits! So, this will be a breeze!
In anticipation of my trek, I donned my very fashionable cold weather gear this morning that now includes a pair of “Croc” boots and was on my way.

I will stop here to tell you that my Born boots, while very functional in a light powdered snow, did not do the trick on Friday of last week when we had a blizzard, and I needed to walk in an inch or 2 of snow and then the remaining slush. In reality, while they were warm and waterproof (I think), they were not enough when faced with the challenges of some “real” winter elements. I walked all around town in them and realized that I was going to ruin them if I wore them for the whole week…..and, my feet would probably be cold and wet all of the time I was here……and, I would probably get sick. So, on Friday, my first day out in Quebec, I wandered all around town looking for a pair of boots that were warm and definitely waterproof (not, I think waterproof) made out of rubber that I could wear in the elements and that were a “bon marche” (cheap). The best I could do was a pair of “Crocs”, which were on sale, had the requisite warm looking faux fur lining that one sees everywhere here, and a rubbery sole that grips the ice.
Here’s “la toute ensemble..”

I like them.
And, I was glad I had them today.
This morning I made my way to the bus and got on. It was right there waiting for me. No problem. I did notice, though, on my walk to the bus stop that this was probably going to be one cold day…..probably one of the coldest I have had so far, so maybe not the best day for viewing the falls. But, I was on my way.
Bonne chance….(good luck!)
I was happily riding along when the bus stopped at the terminus, which I thought was the end of the line. I got off the bus…had no idea where I was….and went into a nearby gas station to ask about how to get to the falls. He said,
“But, you must get on the #800 bus and go to the end of the line. The bus is right there at the stop.”
It was the one I just got off……
Oh boy…….
So, I went back to the bus and, “en français”, asked the driver if I could get back on. He was happy to let me do this, as he knew I had gotten off too quickly.
You’d think he would say something. But, no…..
We all had a good laugh……all of us on the bus, I mean. It was full…..
There were 2 ladies that were sitting near me and one looked at me and said “en français”,
“Are you practicing your French?”
I of course said, “Pardon”, because I had no idea what she was asking me. My aging brain, the speed of the speech and the element of surprise is not a good combination for me, making my ability to comprehend impossible.
So, she repeated this in English. I said I was, indeed, practicing my French and we then had a good conversation in our best “Franglish”, which was just delightful. I learned her story and she learned mine. By the time we were done, I knew the stories of everyone on the bus.
Finally, we landed at the end of the bus line. The bus driver was now very helpful in letting me know that I needed to get off……. and pointed me in the direction of the falls.
“Merci”….
I walked a bit in the cold and still couldn’t see where the entrance to the falls was. So, I spied a small tourist snack bar…..

…..and went inside to get directions. The woman pointed the direction and, en francais, said that it was 2 minutes walking and that she didn’t know why people want to go there in the winter. There’s nothing to see and it’s too cold.
At least that’s what I think she said….I’m pretty sure……
Nevertheless, I headed out. It seems that the falls are really not open in the winter, so in order to view them, one needs to walk through the barrier saying “No entrance” in order to get in. It was easy. I did it, along with about 6 other people.
No problem.
But, the road to get there was quite treacherous.

Even with the new “Croc” boots, I was slipping and sliding. And, it was darn cold. I fished my scarf out from under the top of my jacket and wrapped some of it around my face and nose to protect myself from getting frostbite. It was then I discovered that my nose had been running because of the cold and snot had dripped down my face and had frozen there. I never felt it. Now it was melting on my scarf…
Oh well.
After awhile, I didn’t care. There was frozen snot on everyone’s face today….nobody cared……
I walked forward and down a few sets of stairs

into an open-air pavilion to view the falls. They were truly spectacular….and, somehow beautifully warming with the movement of the water as it descended to the depths below.

I got some pictures….


…..and stood there for as long as I could take the cold and ascended the stairs to go back. It was really worth the effort. I’m glad I saw it. And, I’m glad I didn’t freeze to death.
I walked along back to the entrance where I came in. I looked over to the right and saw that there was a ziplining course, which was, of course, closed now. But, there was an accessible path. Maybe I could get a better view from there. I was feeling pretty cocky and a little bit warm, so I began to make my way up the very tiny grade that led to the zipline. Someone had applied some sand for traction.
Great!
But, midway up the tiny grade, I began to slip and lowered myself to the ground so that I wouldn’t fall and hurt myself. As I did that, I realized I was trapped. I could stand up, which I did. But, I realized that if I could make it all the way up the grade, I most certainly would not make it back down. I might not be able to make it back down from where I was. So, I stood there, midway, and evaluated my options.
For some reason, as I was contemplating my dilemma, the crab game came back to me. I decided that I could get myself into the “crab” position and use the soles of my “Croc” boots like a sled and, with the help of my gloved hands, glide myself back to the bottom.
So, that’s what I did.
I slid myself to the bottom through the ice and traction sand in my fancy “shearling” jacket, matching hat, silk lined leather gloves and “Croc” boots…..
….a sight to behold……
But, I made it with my accoutrements in tact, with just a little bit of sand on my gloves and pants, which I was able to wipe off. No broken bones, twists or bruises.
Whew!
After all that excitement, I, of course, had to pee. And, I was cold. So, I decided to go back to the snack bar, use the facilities and get a hot chocolate. The woman who had given me directions recognized me….I was the only one there……both times.
She wondered how it was, to which I responded, “I saw it. I am done.”
“Très bien,” she said.
Très bien, indeed.

The last bit of this adventure came when I went down the 2 flights of stairs to use the “toilette” at the snack bar. I couldn’t find the light switch for the ladies room. I am fairly blind in the dark. But I had my trusty iPhone with me that had a flashlight on it.
Voila!
Or not.
The phone was too cold to activate the flashlight. So, I used the men’s room, whose light was shining brightly. It wasn’t as tidy as the ladies room. Never is……
I didn’t care.
I am back at my hotel now writing this post and thinking about dinner. I am also sipping at a bottle of local wine I bought at the “Farmer’s Market” here yesterday. It’s gamay and some other grape that I am not familiar with.
It’s not bad……it’s not good, either.
But, it is wine.
Enough said……..